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So my VP told me today that I have to go to my classes. This means that I spend all day sitting there, completely bored, knowing that I would be 1000x more productive and happy in the English Department. By lunch I had read the first 100 pages of my Turkish-English dictionary. At this rate it will take me about 3 days to get through the English to Turkish section.
I wrote down words that I thought would be useful and/or fun to use. Highlights include-
archenemy- baş düşman
brainwash- beyin yıkamak
cadaver- ceset (When transporting a cadaver..!)
diabolic- seytanca
dinosaur- dinozor
fizzle- vızlamak
And that's where I stopped.. Today's program is brought to you by "The Letter F"

Oh! and my personal favorite?
cannibal- yamyam
Because it's obviously the sound one would make as it ate you.. You have to adopt a Turkish accent to get it just right. The A is like.. the sound at the beginning of the word awful.
*I am picturing my friends sitting in our hallway at lunch, giggling and saying "yamyamyamyam..."*

So after finding such excellent words I was in a better mood and talked with my friends sort of. I drive myself nuts not having anything to say to them. It's ridiculous. I don't understand how IIII can have NOTHING to say...

Anyways, that was my day.

-Megatron

PS. If I were an animal, based on looks, what would I be? Please help! My class thinks I'm a goldfish! Tell me it isn't true.